“What do you mean it’s ‘Dead’?!”<\/p>\n
“Well…. When you push the big red button, the flashy-light-thingies on the front, don’t… well…. flash…”<\/p>\n
“Very funny. Seriously though…. what is wrong with it?”<\/p>\n
“Where do I begin?… You remember when we talked about adding all those drives and RAID controllers to back up the server every night?”<\/p>\n
“Vaguely…”<\/p>\n
“Well the controller died.”<\/p>\n
“OK. Well that shouldn’t be a problem, it was ‘RAID’ after all.”<\/p>\n
“Ah… now there’s the crux of the issue. If we had stayed with the cheapo SATA drives, life would be fine. Unfortunately these all-singing-all-dancing RAID cards tend to kill the drives as well.”<\/p>\n
“Oh my god. You’ve got to be kidding me.”<\/p>\n
“That’s not where it ends… When the controller died, it took out the USB ports as well. So the extra backups we had also died.”<\/p>\n
“But we do have them in a fire-safe somewhere don’t we???”<\/p>\n
“Er…. did you write a policy on that?”<\/p>\n
“Great. Just f***ing great. Now I’m going to have to download all that porn… er I mean… financial information again.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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